While leaning back in the dentist chair as the hygienist scraped crap off my teeth, I realized that she had the whitest teeth I have EVER seen in real life.I had spent more than I care to admit, on having my teeth professionally whitened by lasers... Which felt exactly how I imagine electrode shock therapy to be. Since that painful experience, I needed to know exactly what the hygienist was doing to make her smile so sparkling white!
"Every couple days I pour a little peroxide on my toothbrush and lightly polish my teeth. Peroxide is a very healthy mouthwash!" I couldn't believe it. I had spent a fortune and underwent torture for teeth that weren't as white as someone who spent 99 cents on a bottle of peroxide?!
Mind you this is not an overnight change - the peroxide builds brightness over time. And if you have severely stained teeth, you may not have the same success. But I have definitely noticed a huge difference after peroxiding my fangs, even more so than from the professional whitening.
Aside from all the other uses for peroxide; anti-swine flu gargle, slutty hair bleacher, stain remover, terrorist explosive agent, post-explosion wound-cleaner...You can now start using it to brighten your smile too!
Pros:
- One of the most useful liquids ever invented!
- Extremely cheap, I found a generic brand at Meijer for only 99cents!
- It tastes grody.
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